"NO, HUMAN! I KEES YOU FIRST." -smooch, slap slap slap-
I read that in a very french accent
I love that cat’s mustache.
ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself
what do you call a dictionary on drugs
If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you
I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better
Might I just point out that Mercutio got stabbed in the gut and, instead of seeking medical help, stood up and made a pun about it then died.
do you ever have a notp that you antiship so hard that you actually get nauseous when people mention it
Hearing new music from your favorite band is a religious experience
WHERE DO ACCENTS GO WHEN PEOPLE SING
accents come mainly through vowels and when you sing most of your vowels are extended into a neutral accent it’s not that difficult really i can’t believe 70k of u are this dumb
Don’t be a lil shit all ur life just because you know some random fact that obviously some people didn’t get
When you’re riding shotgun and your friends are having fun in the backseat
Why aren’t there more posts on here about the Scooby Doo movies? Because seriously