oh my god I just realized something okay
so if yahoo is buying tumblr for about $1 billion and tumblr is estimated to have 50 billion posts then it means that every post is worth two cents
I am actually giving you my two cents in every post
May 18th - 60,140 notes - O
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
What if zombies aren’t saying “Brains!” Because they want to eat people’s brains, but it’s like a zombie slang word for non-zombies
May 16th - 111,447 notes - J
ktjjj submitted:
once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state
May 16th - 9,974 notes - O
tumblr does for social justice what peta does for animal rights
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“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
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I still have nightmares about the last two jfc
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the snack that smiles back
children
i still read that in the voice
May 6th - 192,073 notes - O
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
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